These are a few of my favorite things

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becauseimjustcoollikethat:

Is it too early?

Wish this was longer. 

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GROSSSS

So I’ve recently started working for a Bed and Breakfast. I help cook and serve breakfast in the morning, and once people check out I clean as well. After doing this for about a month or so now I found my first gross thing guests leave behind. This go around was a condom…lucky me -____- 

It gets better…

So whoever used it decided they wanted to throw it in the toilet. I didn’t want to clog up my bosses toilet so I tried getting it out with a toilet scrubber…but it kept slipping off due to the lubrication I’m assuming. lol. As  I’m trying to get it out white fluid starts pouring out of it into the toilet! ahhhhh asldgkjaisdikgjdsakgfj*VOMIT*asdlkfjasdlkfj. So I scrape it to the side of the toilet and then have to use a paper towel to pick it up WITH MY HANDS! 

Funny Part?

When I told my boss she said the couple who stayed there were an old couple, and I’m not talking 45ish either, I’m talking 60+. First off do they still even need a condom????Second shouldn’t they be old enough to know NOT to try and flush it down the toilet. smh

Filed under condom DISGUSTING old people sex

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gregorypecks:

Happy Birthday Audrey Hepburn!

(4 May 1929 - 20 January 1993)

Saint Audrey seems quite appropriate to me—for in her life and work she was born to show the world that true grace and innocence, human kindness and hope, still can exist on earth.

Peter Bogdanovich

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Finished off the night with what I was really craving! I hate over priced ice cream but it was pretty darn good. And had left overs to take home. Thanks MS.

Filed under marble slab ice cream

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Home made goat Garlic Cheese from the farmers market. They just started opening on Wednesday afternoons so Kaeleb and I stopped by.and one of the guys offered us a sample. It was delish! But we didn’t have any money :/ So he said take it and just pay me later. I love small towns. We’ll be back Saturday with the money and to get more! ((: I wish you guys could smell this, it smells soooooo good. *drool*

Home made goat Garlic Cheese from the farmers market. They just started opening on Wednesday afternoons so Kaeleb and I stopped by.and one of the guys offered us a sample. It was delish! But we didn’t have any money :/ So he said take it and just pay me later. I love small towns. We’ll be back Saturday with the money and to get more! ((: I wish you guys could smell this, it smells soooooo good. *drool*

Filed under goat cheese garlic cheese farmers market cheese yummy

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Sayy Whaaat???

Okay so some girl just walked by with her friend in the library and as she did she either said one of two things: 

1) I didn’t know they had Mexicans here (what I thought and was pretty sure she said)

2) I didn’t know they had Macs in here. (I’m working on a Mac, lol) 

I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say it was the second one lol. 

Filed under say what mexicans macs lol